The Barbarian

Watching the NBC Tonight Show fiasco got me thinking of who I supported the most.. honestly I like Jay... he seems to be a good guy and he's got good taste when it comes to cars. But Conan O'Brien is down right hilarious! I'm not going to lie I don't watch too much television and haven't been watching The Tonight Show regularly (not even when Jay hosted) but I did watch it occasionally and enough to think that Conan was doing a good job.

I'm not one of those people who blames Jay, I think NBC did this to themselves... They gave the show to Conan and took it away too quickly. I agree with Conan and "believe that delaying the "Tonight Show" into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting"

I don't think Conan needs sympathy, I think he'll be all right.

Anyway.. looking on http://www.facebook.com/imwithcoco and other supporter's websites and artwork I got inspired...



Dig it?
-Juan

Juan Hancock

A couple nights ago my brother and I layed out 30 Bomba books to autograph and ship to Japan. Call me arrogant, but in the last few years I've gotten used to autographing my name. It used to be very weird to me that people would want my autograph, it took a long time but now I find it very flattering.
My autograph is pretty unique, I think. My brother claims that he helped me come up with it... Maybe he did but I don't remember. I think I came up with it on my own. Either way I dig it.

It's a "J" a roman numeral "2" and an "E"

Special thanks to Junichi at Paradise Road for ordering 30 Bomba Books and spreading Deadend Magazine in Japan!

http://www.paradiseroad.net/

Paz!
-Juan

It aint no fun if the homies don't text nothin...

On my cell phone I usually have over 300 txt's saved... Most of them are there because I'm too lazy & haven't erased them, but some are there because they are funny. Here are some that I think will make you laugh.. If they don't make you laugh, well then you're dumb..

From Beto (my good friend)
"Let's hug it out, bitch"

From Tina (my sister)
"Beans & Bacon"

From Beto (he sends some funny txts)
"Hey Bud can you bring the Keisha Cole CD's thanks Kisses"

From Pete (Another good friend)
"Asi Viene el sanwich mang"

From Vince
"Yeah hella white fools"

From Beto
"masputo69@chile.com"

From Beto (yeah again)
"Los Chile Kissers?"

From Melissa
"That's kinda late. Wanted to take pix before i Get too wasted"

from Beto (I swear we're not gay... he just has a good sense of humor)
"Then only then we can sword fight"

From Pete
"What's the name of Speedy Gonzales' sidekick"

From Kristina (good friend, my "mejory" as she likes to say)
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost"

From Chendo (my compadre)
"Dude I'm at a party with Payton Manning"

From Knowie (another good friend)
"Im exhausted, Diiiiiiick!"

Form Sarah (friend)
"Don't lie, you don't read books"

From Pat
"Well? I'm all naked and need a shirt"

From Sarah
"I want you to fly towards me.. so I can shut the window"

From Sarah
"OMG I just put on a Hello Kitty band-aid! How did you know?"



From me to Beto
"So I have a new term to share with you that we have to use in our vocab.
Ready?
"Human Rat Rod"

From me to Lil Watcha (cuz)
"Ba pa wa pa baaa wapa pa ba wapaa, That's all we had"

from me to Tina
"Ur Tupac ur Biggie"

From me to Lil Watcha
"Put a quarter underneath that bomb... Can't get nothin"

From me to Beto
"Does he have a lil flanel onesie?"

From me to Val (friend)
"U mean it's already Thurs & u aint drunk?"

From me to Sarah
"Don't know if you heard me counting I did over a thousand"

From me to Sarah
"... Afternoon Delight..."

From me to Kristina
"We've replaced Chuck Norris with the Legend jokes"

From me to Knowie
"I shoulda told him ur real email: unreliablesource@diiick.com"

That's it for now.... peace ninjas!

I'll post some really; immature, maybe creative, maybe lame, maybe not so lame images soon... I think...

here's an image of me laughing... i think..

TEST TEST 1..2...3

Do you know who I think I am?

I'll add images very often.. some good.. some lame... some will br negative some will be positive.. some will be creative.

orale?