More random texts I've received and sent on my new phone.. Some funny some not as much.
"LMFAO, You are sooooo Mexican"
"The camera is going to be the hating device of the year"
"So why didnt you tell me I had pepper in my teeth ho?!"
"You had sqweeky morning voice, it kinda felt like we slept together.. actually, not really, not at all"
"Drive by just happened like down the street"
"Whos leg did you have to hump to pull that off"
"Nope. That's carne asada. I'm the prime muthafukin rib!! I'm diosito lindo!!"
"Bite me sangrones I would have partied with El Metido"
"How about dr faggit?"
"Shut up. Your gay and long"
"Did u feel like your eating big bird?"
"Dont be a pussito. Get it done"
"How do you know if lesbians are tight? They have sex too"
"Yo Gava Gava"
"Ricky Martin wants to borrow your fairy shirt. Theres enough material for his lover too"
"Wat a pusssssaaaaayyyy wat a fuken pussy!!"
"That book told me to kill Ronald Reagan"
"You can forget about being invited to my birthday party this year. Just FYI"
"Pop some dip in your mouth and GET R DONE!!"
From Me to Britnie
"Im lookin for ostrich skin boots"
"Oh then FTPa"
"Look under Oaxacas Got Talent"
"Is Chile going to be called Salsa now?"
"I'm an equal opportunity hater"
"How bout you suck on my chinese nuts!"
"No every1 knows you cant hit women or children just shake the shit out of them"
"fuckyourface is available"
"Do you go to farmville conventions?"
"Lesbian have puuusssaaayyss. U just act like one"
"We just ran into Perez Hilton he was pissed that you stole his blazer"
"Not sure. Drinking green beer and eating lucky charms?"
"Ull look like Stephen Glandsburg"
"U didnt try gayblazer @93901.com?"
"It's called a hermaphrodite"
"Its so much better than Catcher in the Retarded Rye"
"No future in yo frontin"